Planes, Trains & Automobiles Vs Brokeback Mountain
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God this is weird, but I love it. Why Thomas the Tank Engine? Why does he have a Garfield phone? Why is he wearing eye-liner in a camouflage hood? And why steamed crabs?
Godfather II. Citizen Kane. Shawshank Redemption. Lawrence of Arabia. Apocalypse Now. These films regularly feature atop lists compiled the world over by cinema enthusiasts determined to finally name the greatest movie ever…an argument that will to and fro as long as movies continue to be made. Until now.
Remember that film Tiptoes from 2003? The one with Kate Beckinsale and Matthew McConaughy playing a crazy couple in love. No, not ringing any bells? You do…it’s the one where he’s the only fully grown child in a family of dwarves, and his twin brother Rolfe (who is a dwarf) is played by Gary Oldman in ‘the role of a lifetime’. Still nothing? What if I say that last bit again…Gary Oldman as a dwarf…Gary Oldman as a dwarf…what if I say that last bit a million times? It still won’t ring any bells as seemingly this film was made without anyone in the world knowing.
via Videogum
