Archive for the 'news' Category

Weirdest noise ever

Keep watching to around 55secs. The poor woman clearly hurts herself, but that has to be the strangest noise ever made by a human.

Cheeto Jesus

As if the phrase ‘Cheeto Jesus’ wasn’t funny enough…see if you can guess what the owner of the Biblical cheese flavoured snack decides to call it. She says it at 0.50.

And of course their first idea is to sell it on eBay…but what happens if Cheeto Jesus only gets 25cents? Idiots.

Good idea or bad idea?

Yesterday morning Air Force One did a low-level fly-by over NYC as part of an agreed photo-shoot. Was this a good idea…or a bad idea? Look at the terrified people running! Imagine what they were all thinking. Unbelievable! Apparently President Obama was not on-board but he has apologised for any alarm caused. Oh, that’s ok then!

This is the news!!!

Bong!!! Mexican Swine Flu epidemic spreads to UK. 

Bong!!! GM Motors cuts a further 21,000 jobs.

Bong!!! Popeyes runs out of $5 chicken meal deal. Customers go clucking crazy!



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